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thingsorganizedneatly: “Check out The Shed Project by Lee John Phillips. Phillips is drawing every item found in his grandfather’s shed. ”
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Check out The Shed Project by Lee John Phillips. Phillips is drawing every item found in his grandfather’s shed. 

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ringogangstarr

to summon john lennon you must:

  1. stay in bed and grow your hair
  2. wear tiny grandma glasses
  3. surround yourself with strawberries
  4. spell out “LSD” with dental tools and coffee mugs
  5. place a tiny jesus figurine in front of you to show that you are in fact bigger than jesus
  6. sing “oh yoko!” for 20 hours (or until passing out)
  7. say “fuck off mimi” three different ways

then john lennon will appear

Source: ringogangstarr
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yotoob

We’ve bought a new house. And our new next door neighbours (two delightful gentlemen) will not stop being nice. 

- bought us a seagull proof refuse bag (yes, they are actual things)

- loaned us garden tools when we didn’t have any

- invited us around for Friday night drinks so we could meet the other people on the lane

- one of them brought me a bunch of sweetpea flowers that he’d picked from his garden

- and tomorrow he’s coming to cut our hedge for us with his electric hedge trimmer thing idk, and all I have to do is hold the ladder.

Basically, I am UNSETTLED and am now having to enter into an arms race of niceness and I am already so behind oh god.

Long story short - I just baked a lemon drizzle cake, and it looks great but I can’t even eat it because MR AND MR NICE MUST RECEIVE AN OFFERING.

yotoob

ABSOLUTE CRISIS I GAVE THEM THE LEMON DRIZZLE AND THEN THEY INVITED ME IN TO HAVE A SLICE AND A COFFEE WITH THEM AND GAVE ME A TOUR OF THEIR HOUSE AND LET ME HOLD THEIR PUPPY. AND THEN THEY CAME AROUND TO HELP ME BAG UP THE HEDGE CLIPPINGS. THESE MEN ARE NICENESS PROS AND I CANNOT WIN.

yotoob

HELP WE HAD AN HOUR LONG POWER CUT ON THE STREET AND IN THAT TIME THE OTHER MR NICE CAME AROUND WITH MATCHES AND CANDLES ‘JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN’T HAVE ANY’. IT WAS BARELY DARK.

BASTARDS - I’M GOING TO HAVE TO HOST A DINNER PARTY AREN’T I?

Source: yotoob
lennonmccartneyharket
frown-eyed-girl frown-eyed-girl

Why the fuck didn’t they give Sirius Black veritaserum? like they could have asked him whether he was the potters secret keeper or not?! he would say Peter was and BAM! they would know he was innocent. it would have saved them all that azkaban nonsense. on second thought, why bother with trials when veritaserum was a thing? wizards have all these tools and spells but never fucking use them!! the wizarding world is an actual disaster

my-guitargentlyweeps
strikingsia strikingsia

Underweight people are aware that you can see their bones and that it is unappealing. Overweight people are aware that you can see their excessive fat and that it is unappealing. They are aware of their bodies more than you are. Therefore, unless your intention is to help them get the tools they need to be healthy, do not EVER advise them to gain or lose weight.

asianshawtyy asianshawtyy

I WILL REBLOG THIS ALL THE FUCKING TIME

fukinjabroni
colorado-wannabe colorado-wannabe

So in English class we had to draw a scene from The Great Gatsby. After the drawings were done the teacher was showing them to the class, and one drawing was a pic of Gatsby reaching towards at the green light, but in the drawing Gatsby didn’t have hands. So my teacher starts saying something like how this picture has hidden meaning and portrays the helplessness Gatsby feels, and the kid next to me just casually says “I can’t draw hands.”

Source: anotherangrymillennial
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mildanxiety-atthedisco mildanxiety-atthedisco

Does anyone else get that thing where during the holidays you feel really bad for not being “productive” like not finishing that drawing or starting that story you were thinking about writing or even reading a book you’d been planning to read, basically anything that isn’t dicking about on the internet and binge watching netflix, but then as soon as you have actual schoolwork and responsibilities, you know stuff that actually matters, suddenly doing work seems like the most repulsive thing imaginable and you’ll dick around on the internet as much as possible and procrastinate until the last possible second to avoid doing work?

I get that a lot

Source: lakeeffectkkid
my-guitargentlyweeps
thetremblingofmyhand thetremblingofmyhand

the kid that sits behind me in geometry is a really good artist and once I turned around and he was spending an extensive amount of time shading in the collarbones of the guy he was drawing, so I whispered

“careful John, your gay is showing”

and he just winked

thetremblingofmyhand thetremblingofmyhand

So, apparently John has a tumblr and if he sees this I will track all of you down and rip your beating hearts from your chest one by one

kablizzy kablizzy

Signal boost for John.

Source: tinygaysouffle
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